⚡ Launch Specials – Because Chaos Deserves a Discount ⚡
Buy 2 Apparel → 10% Off (one sarcastic tee is never enough)
Buy 2 Drinkware → 15% Off (because one cup of coffee won’t cut it)
Spend $100+ → 15% Off (retail therapy counts as self-care)
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Staff Picks...
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Insulated Keeping Stable Tumbler with a straw
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price $34.99 USD -
Foam HIPAA COMPLIANT trucker hat
Regular price $25.99 USDRegular priceSale price $25.99 USD -
Women’s "I Didn’t Sign Up For This..." basic softstyle t-shirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceSale price $29.99 USD -
Unisex Vitals Before Titles Hoodie
Regular price $49.99 USDRegular priceSale price $49.99 USD -
Unisex "Who Needs Adequate Staffing" tee
Regular price From $29.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $29.99 USD -
Poor Life Choice Tote Bag
Regular price $25.99 USDRegular priceSale price $25.99 USD
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Who we are...
Vitals Before Titles was born in the chaos of nursing shifts, caffeine-fueled charting, and the kind of gallows humor that keeps us sane. We’re here for the nurses who show up, hold it down, and laugh through the madness. Wear it proud. Wear it loud



